The Limerick Book

Contest: Summer: Booze, Brides and Buffett

The warm weather is finally here! Let's celebrate by writing limericks about summer and everything that goes with it.

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	Lisa Christian	Too hot... "It's too hot to go play outside. / I want to stay in!" the boy cried....
	Lisa Christian	Back to Iraq The bride had her wedding in June, / Said her vows underneath the full moon....
	Lisa Christian	Summer I spend summers down here at the shore. / I go fishing and crabbing and more...
	Lisa Christian	Why? What did you think I was talking about? I like how it shrinks and expands, / How it pulsates when it's in my hands,...
8.00	Lisa Christian	Bud stinks... Well, I busted my bottle of Bud / On your head with a crack and a thud....
	Lisa Christian	Limericks don't need titles... It's allergy season again / And carrot weed (bane of all men) ...
6.00	Lisa Christian	Vote! Things are getting a bit out of hand / With folks calling for guns to be ba...
	Eddie Sullivan	Hydration is the key. In June when the sun's getting hotter / I consider myself a Cape Codder....
6.67	Nick Jaegers	Yum! Deer on Chip! Isaac and I went in the lake for a dip, / This was during our camping trip,...
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10.00	Eddie Sullivan	Key West or bust I was wasting away at home. / But I decided I needed to roam....
10.00	Eddie Sullivan	I like beer Some nights I like to drink wine / And sit by the fire with a baby of mine...
10.00	Nick Jaegers	The Sun and my Plight! The sun's rays shine on me bright, / and I cannot help but wait for the nigh...
8.00	Eddie Sullivan	If I lived in Reading I went to a summer wedding. / I ate haddock with yummy breading....
8.00	Eddie Sullivan	Hot 4x4 Even if you drive a Hummer / The winter can be such a bummer...
8.00	Eddie Sullivan	Hot enough for ya? I woke up this morning sweating / I was glad today wasn't the wedding...
8.00	Chris Sullivan	Rebuttal to "Deer" One summer night I encountered a deer, / and I was glad I had plenty of beer...
8.00	Lisa Christian	Bud stinks... Well, I busted my bottle of Bud / On your head with a crack and a thud....
6.67	Nick Jaegers	Yum! Deer on Chip! Isaac and I went in the lake for a dip, / This was during our camping trip,...
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