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8.00	Eddie Sullivan	New QB please! There once was a fella named Matt / With a picture of Elvis on his hat...
8.00	Gary Olds	Role reversal A football club lacking in goals, / Had their manager change all their roles...
	Gary Olds	Old Codgers F.C. There was an old striker from Bristol, / who played on when the ref blew his...
4.00	Gary Olds	Sorted for Cheese and Ritz An artiste who excelled at the Brits, / Threw a party with plenty of glitz,...
8.00	susanl	One Last Play With seconds to go in the game / A good Hail Mary pass could mean fame--...
10.00	Andrew Kaake	Number 4 There once was a man who played ball, / They called him the greatest of all,...
8.00	Nick Jaegers	The Drunken Reciever I tried to make that forward pass, / But the reciever had had a glass,...

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10.00	Andrew Kaake	Number 4 There once was a man who played ball, / They called him the greatest of all,...
8.00	Nick Jaegers	The Drunken Reciever I tried to make that forward pass, / But the reciever had had a glass,...
8.00	susanl	One Last Play With seconds to go in the game / A good Hail Mary pass could mean fame--...
8.00	Gary Olds	Role reversal A football club lacking in goals, / Had their manager change all their roles...
8.00	Eddie Sullivan	New QB please! There once was a fella named Matt / With a picture of Elvis on his hat...
4.00	Gary Olds	Sorted for Cheese and Ritz An artiste who excelled at the Brits, / Threw a party with plenty of glitz,...
	Gary Olds	Old Codgers F.C. There was an old striker from Bristol, / who played on when the ref blew his...